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For a long time, I felt that if I wasn’t going to be Christian, I would look into the more female-centered religions (e.g. paganism and wicca, etc.). I had a bunch of relevant horoscopes (even though I’ve never really been a typical Capricorn). This is today’s horoscope:

Your Horoscope for July 17 , 2007
A couple of excellent aspects, along with the moon in Virgo, indicate an exciting and fun day for you today. You should make a point of visiting your local mall with friends and then prepare yourself for an evening of dancing, joking and generally having a fabulous time!

*giggle* And then I can dye my hair blonde and get highlights and max out my credit cards and get drunk at a club wearing slutty clothes and get taken home by some guy who gives me an STD!

Horoscoping has become mainstream. No more doom-and-gloom Trelawney predictions.

It’s pouring rain today and I have to start coming to terms with the fact that Justin does not want me back. I’m sure that the moon in Virgo can also be interpreted as, “You’ve been a terrible bitch and you’ve got what you deserve.” Otherwise, this “mystical seer” considers self-loathing and pouring thunderstorms that soak your socks and pants to be, “exciting and fun.”

Ooh, here’s another good one:

Quickie:
This is a great day for you and your people to plan the details of upcoming events.

Overview:
You have knowledge that can be used for a higher purpose. This learning doesn’t apply to one specialized area, either. With a little creativity and know-how you can apply this toward the betterment of your everyday life.

Yeah, I’m sure me and my “people” are going to have a good time planning all the time I’m going to be spending alone until school starts. Most of my friends are gone and Erika and I work all the time. We’ve got Harry Potter coming up, but that’s essentially planned. After that…nada. Unless a yard sale counts.

July 17, 2007 — If you are not happy with your image there is nothing stopping you from changing it. You don’t have to be the kind of person that others want or expect you to be – you can be anyone you want to be any time that you choose. Be someone different today and someone even more different tomorrow.

Woooooooooooooow. Specific. Good job.

I used to be able to find relevant horoscopes. Apparently, not anymore.