Surveying the landscape

I’m going to post a whole bunch of surveys now, because I’m not really doing much of anything.

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My marriage age is 31

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I keep track of dates using a calander.
[ ]I own more than one credit card.
[ ] I know how to change the oil in my dads car.
[x] I do my own laundry.
[x] I vote every election.
[ ] I can cook for myself.
[x] I think politics are exciting.
[x] I balance my checkbook.
[ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

total: 6

[ ] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I’ve never gotten a detention.
[ ] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[ ] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself.
[x] I’ve watched talk shows.
[x]I know what ‘credibility’ means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.

total: 5

[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When I say I’m going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school/college.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.

total: 8

[x] I can spell ‘experience’ without looking it up
[ ] I work out on a regular basis.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[ ] my favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] I have gained weight since middle/high school.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[ ] I can go to the store without getting something I don’t need.
[x] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.

total: 4

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[x] I have been to a tupperware party.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I have more bills than I can pay.
[ ] All my friends are older than I am.
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[x] My wardrobe hasn’t changed in a while.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.

total: 8

add up all the numbers and repost this as: “My marriage age is…”

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Random

1. Do you like Chinese food?
Love it.

2. How big is your bed?
Queen. I graduated from the kiddie bed this August.

3. Is your room clean?
For the most part.

4. Laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop. My iBook is awesome.

5. Favorite comedian?
David Cross.

6. Do you smoke?
Yes. Far too much.

7. Does anyone like you?
Yes. Conveniently enough, I’m dating him.

8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
Her absence when she leaves a room.

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10. Sleep with or without clothes on?
Usually with.

11. Who sleeps with you every night?
Justin.

12. Do long distance relationships work?
No, not really.

13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
Probably 10-15.

14. Pancakes or French Toast?
French Toast.

15. Do you like coffee?
Far too much.

16. How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled or hard-boiled.

17. Do you believe in astrology?
It’s interesting, but probably bunk.

18. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Mari, who drunk-dialed me last night. Hilarity.

19. Last person on your missed call list?
Josh Wiltse.

20. What was the last text message you received?
My brother Tommy asking me to call him when I was free.

21. McDonald’s or Burger King?
McDonald’s.

22. Number of pillows?
One for my head and one between my knees. Plus all the other ones on my bed for decoration and boyfriends.

23. Last thing you ate?
Uhm…honestly, I have no idea. M&Ms last night. I was too late for breakfast this morning.

24. Last thing you bought?
Cigarettes, I think.

25. What are you hearing right now?
The hum of computers in my office.

26. Pick a lyric?
So you think your schooling’s phony, I guess its hard not to agree; you say it all depends on the money, and who is in your family tree; right, you’re bloody well right, you know you got a right to say; right, you’re bloody well right, you know you got a right to say; me, I don’t care anyway.

27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Raspberry.

28. Can you play pool?
Yes, but I’m not great at it.

29. Do you know how to swim?
Yes.

30. Favorite ice cream?
Mississippi Mudd from Baskin Robbins.

31. Do you like maps?
Yeah, I dig them, actually. I want to put a big one up on my wall.

32. Tell me a random fact:
My back hurts.

33. Ever had a hard on at work?
I physically can’t.

34. Ever attend a theme party?
Yep, we held one for Halloween last year.

35. Ever do a keg stand?
Nope.

36. Craziest place you’ve slept after a night of drinking?
Probably leaning on a toilet somewhere.

37. What is your favorite season?
Summer.

38. What is the first music video you ever saw?
No idea. I have early memories of Peter Gabriel music videos and “Melt With You.”

39. Pick a movie quote:
“Toe pick!” – The Cutting Edge (just because Justin and Tommy and I were talking about it yesterday).

40. Favorite quote:
“All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts.”

- William Shakespeare, “As You Like It” – Act 2, Scene 7

41. What is your favorite hangout?
Denny’s.

42. Best friend’s name?
Kim, Carolyn, Erika, Rae

43. How long have you known them?
Kim: 19 and a half years
Carolyn: 11 years
Erika: 4 years
Rae: 8 months or so

44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?
Aqua Teen Hunger Force last night

45. What time did you wake up this morning?
8:40, why are we so focused on how I overslept?!

46. Wake up next to anyone?
Justin.

47. Best thing about winter?
Nothing. At all.

48. Name a couple of favorite colors:
Green, brown, blue.

49. How old are you?
25.

50. What month is your birthday in?
January.

51. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated?
D’yar!

52. Favorite Dave Matthews Band song (if you have one)?
Crash Into Me

53. What are you doing this weekend?
Working on costumes and homework, and hopefully seeing Mari.

54. Who will take this survey?
Who knows?

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