I always seem to get these from Erika…

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!

You approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Sinners Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 – The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8 – the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 – Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Level descriptions
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7 Comments

  1. Ronnie Says:

    I’ll be seeing you there!

    The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics)HighLevel 7 (Violent)ExtremeLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ModerateLevel 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous)ModerateTake the Dante’s Inferno Test

  2. Ronnie Says:

    I’m in the seventh level of hell.

  3. Erika Says:

    I wish I could take credit, but I never find them myself. I have other friends who find them and post them, and then I steal them. Glad you’re enjoying them.

  4. Dave Says:

    I got seven too. I didn’t even know I was violen…until I took this fucking test!

    *RAMPAGE!*

  5. Tim Says:

    Huh, and there I am in the fifth level. How about that. Is that technicall better than the sixth level or worse? Either way, it sounds bleak as hell. Weak. Still, just so long as there’s a pop machine, I guess I couldn’t complain.

    But if there isn’t a pop machine, blood shall flow in the streets like fine wine. Er, street wine. You know, like in Italy. Yeah….that’s it.

  6. Kimmy Says:

    Yeah so I got this (I think I win :P) :

    First Level of Hell – Limbo

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief’s abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

  7. Katie Says:

    Socrates and Aristotle are not fit to enter heaven?! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS, CHRISTIAN JERKS!

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