He was no Dr. Green, that’s for sure…

Well, I just spent a fun and exciting four hours in the emergency room. I’ve been having severe abdominal pain since 3pm (Thursday) and I finally decided to go to the ER. After a urine test, a blood test, and a pelvic exam, they have decided that they don’t know what’s wrong with me. Yippee.

I guess I’m just naïve in thinking that doctors know the solutions to our problems. At first he thought it was going to be a bladder problem, but the urine test ruled that out. After the pelvic and blood tests, waiting for results, I started to get worried that he was going to tell me that something’s wrong and I can’t have kids. I fell asleep in the exam room waiting, then he came in and said, “Nothing seems out of the ordinary.” Well, except the stabbing pain in my gut whenever I move, of course. I was advised to go on a liquid diet and take 3 Advil every four hours and see how I feel in 24 hours.

I can’t wait to get that bill. I’m really excited about it.

3 Comments

  1. Tim Says:

    Well, at least it’s nothing terrible from the onset. Hopefully you feel better soon.

  2. kyle t. Says:

    Oh criminy. Why would you want kids anyway. They’re all whiny and poopy, and what with all the kids without homes who need adopting, you should consider that anyway. Unless you’re afraid of adopting… GASP! — a negro. First you’re homophobic and now you’re racist? Katie, I feel like I don’t even know you anymore.

    Hope you feel better.

  3. Luke Says:

    Have you had your appendix out? It may be that.
    Hope you feel better.

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