Wouldn’t it be nice…?

I am worth $1,016,000 on HumanForSale.com

3 Comments

  1. Tim Says:

    Wow, all that money sure would be nice. Of course if you cashed yourself in, then who would be left to use that cash? Certainly a quandry. Of course, I personally wouldn’t mind some money willed to me.

  2. Tim Says:

    Also, is that one lump sum? Could you be partitioned out? If I had the cash, could I buy off your kidneys or your spleen?

  3. kyle t. Says:

    According to their probably arbitrarily constructed pricing matrix, you are worth LESS if you are gay or bisexual.

    Nice homophobic link, Katie!

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